Thursday, May 08, 2008

Oh Bush! Eat your words.

Bushisms never end. and the lates one that got a lot of Indians riled up (and perhaps for the wrong reasons) inspired this rhyme. I do feel there is a larger malaise to the inferences Bush drew. Read on to find out.

Oh Bush, are you getting enough
Of bacon ham and all that stuff?
Is it a result of the hunger pangs
That you have again shown off your fangs?

Oh Bush, are you feeling cheated
That the Indian economy is over heated?
Only the Americans have a right to grow
Why should India have their share of dough?

Oh Bush, you’ve spent so much on war
With food and guns it’s either-or
Guns are fun, leave millions dead.
And dead men do not eat their bread.

Oh Bush, let the third world die
So your food stocks are always high
The lesser world will be dead meat
So America has enough to eat.

Oh Bush, but on a personal note
Referring to your infamous quote
You do not need YOUR share of grain
Just put your foot in your mouth again!