Saturday, June 16, 2007

The world is so unfair... By George Bush Jr.

Some years ago, the Iraq war was at its peak and the Bush Propaganda likewise. what were his real intents? Why were WMDs never found? Questions that inspired this satire on Bush.

The world is so unfair, you know
The world is so unfair.
I work so hard
To play my card
And grab Iraqi oil.
But shits like France
Go take a stance
And try to act the foil.
I give it a go
With the Brits in tow
Now the Brits will want THEIR share.
The world is so unfair, you know
The world is so unfair.

I send in the troops
And they go “Oops!
Iraqis are fighting back!”
I’d given them spiel
That the victims would feel
Grateful for the attack.
Now the Yank and his brother
Are shooting each other
And blaming me for the affair.
The world is so unfair, you know
The world is so unfair.

I awed and shocked
The general who mocked
My power to attack.
But he’s rebelling again
By killing my men
Throwing my gameplan out of wack.
I bomb and maim
To end his game
But he keeps on STANDING there.
The world is so unfair, you know
The world is so unfair.

Now look at his gall
Before his fall
He captures some of my guys.
He treats them well
But what the hell
They are on TV with his lies.
I scream and howl
And I cry foul
It’s AGAINST THE RULES, I swear.
The world is so unfair, you know
The world is so unfair.



I’m about to blast
More bombs than the past
On that god forsaken nation
I’ll shake and rattle
Saddam in battle
To establish my high station
Thousands be killed
That is GOD willed
Not by me or Tony Blair.
The world is so unfair, you know
The world is so unfair.

When the oil is mine
Everything will be fine
Blood does not cost that much.
It’s old fashioned greed
That’s done the deed
And Saddam is just a crutch.
I was always a fool
Now they call me cruel
Its an insult that I can’t bear.
The world is so unfair, you know
The world is so unfair.

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